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User:Profweasely

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Welcome surfers of the tide called Web. I have a motto. Anfangen ist leicht, beharren eine kunst.I am Anthony Buckley, a damn fine person, friend of the community, Ultimate Fighting Championship contestant, member of the Save the Whales Foundation, the man who controls the black market on baby seal pelts, whale pup blubber and children's tears, and member of the DF is Gay foundation.

Early Life[edit]

Born on the morning of the 22nd of June 1990 into the Aristocracy of the Earls of Bayern. He assumed the title Lord Buckley after the death of his father in 1995. He died after shooting himself three times with a pump action shotgun. The first shot passed through his chest, but missed all of the vital organs. He reloaded and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the throat wound, he again reloaded, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.

Education[edit]

After attending and being expelled from 3 different primary schools for consistently highlighting the ignorance of his teachers, Buckley found refuge in Bennekerry N.S. He left Bennekerry at the age of 13 and attended St. Mary's Knockbeg College and graduated following his Leaving Cert in 2009. He went on to complete a BA in English and German at NUIM following this he received his Masters in New European Linguistics from UCC in 2012. Following this he went back to NUIM where he is currently studying Computer Science.